how can u be prego again
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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