Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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