I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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