Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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