Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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