is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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