You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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