What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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