Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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