I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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