So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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