I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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