I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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