Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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