Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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