Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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