"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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