ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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