I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Can I color on your dick again?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
