he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
