put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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