I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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