the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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