You surviving the open bar?
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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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