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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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