Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
