What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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