I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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