Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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