We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
