Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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