Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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