I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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