I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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