that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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