we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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