Quick, to the slutcave!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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