they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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