I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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