I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
send nudes
from the living room?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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