Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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