She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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