So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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