Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
