fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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