Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
