So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
