Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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