I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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