i barfeds in our rink
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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