So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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