oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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