Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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