Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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